Starfleet Command

10. Command 302: Winning in No-Win Situations

9. Communications 101: Opening Hailing Frequencies

8. Space Law 206: Avoiding Court-Martial

7. Navigation 101: Standard Orbits

6. Philosophy 203: Why All Major Systems Fail at the Same Time

5. Command 255: Choosing Minor Landing Party Members Who Will Die

4. Astrophysics 199: Recognizing Unknown Phenomenon

3. Command 309: Creative Obiedience to Starfleet Orders

2. Engineering 422: Making Radical Technilogical Advances Under Time Pressure

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1. Space Law 499: The Prime Directive and How to Get Around It

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