#1 on the BORG Hit Parade: We all sleep in a single subroutine.
#2 on the Borg Hit Parade: Borg in the USA.

Blonde Borgs have the same fun.

Borg Answering Machine Message:
WE ARE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE. YOU WILL BE ASSIMILATED.
But we're not home right now. So leave a message at the tone and we'll assimilate you later.

Borg Moderator - Your topic is irrelevant.

Borg saying: We came. We absorbed. We left.

Borg spreadsheet program: Locutus 1-2-3.

Borg Starter Kit: some assimilation required.

Borg virus detected. (A)ssimilate? (Y/y)

Borger King. We do it our way. Your way is irrelevant.

Borga-Cola: Not the choice of The Next Generation.

Healthy Trekkies work out at the He's Dead Gym!

McBorgers: Over 50 million assimilated.

Our other computer is a Borg.

The Borg assimilated our race and all We got was this crummy T-Shirt!

The Borg: Calm, Cool and Collective.

We have engaged the Borg. The wedding will be Friday.

Welcome to Borg Burger. No pickles. Pickles are irrelevant.

We are Pentium of the Borg, division is futile, prepare to be approximated.

The Swedish Chef has been assimilated. Borg borg borg!

Borg, James Borg.
P-Porky P-Pig of Borg: You will be assim-assim. . . absorbed.
Tennis is irrelevant - Bjorn Borg.
Uhura of Borg: Assimilation frequencies open, sir.
Geraldo of Borg: Next -- brothers who assimilate sisters.
Groucho Borg: That's the silliest thing We ever assimilated.
We are Al of Borg. Aww, Peg, We assimilated you last year.
We are Dangerfield of Borg. Respect is irrelevant.
We are Daleks of Borg. ASSIMILATE! ASSI-MIL-ATE!!!!!!!
We are Descartes of Borg: We assimilate therefore We are.
We are Drunk of Borg. Resistance is floor tile.
We are Fudd of Borg! Pwepawe to be assimiwated! Wesistance is usewess!
We are Garfield of Borg - Hairballs are irrelevant.
We are Ginsu of Borg. You will be assimilated - but WAIT! There's MORE!
We are Popeye of Borg. Prepare to be askimilgrated.
We are Shakespeare of Borg. Prepare to be, or not to be, assimilated.
We are Tweety of Borg. We _tawt_ We attimiwated a puddy tat!
We are Windows NT of Borg. DOS will be assimilated.
We are Yoda of Borg: Irrelevant the Force is.
We are Zsa Zsa da Borg. Prepare to be assimilated dahling.
Yoooouuuuu'rreee Irrelevant! - Daffy Duck of Borg.