Famous Borg Figures

Ever wonder what would happen if the Borg assimilated various famous figures?

BBS (Borg Broadcasting System) This is your brain.
Your brain, as it has been, is now over.
Resistance is futile.
Any questions?

Captain Kirk-us of Borg Nothing.
(Borg can't rip their shirts off. When they do, it's not pretty.)

(Bill) Gate-us of Borg DOS is irrelevant.
Resistance98 is not implimented.
Assimilation95 will be installed.

Microsoft of Borg We are Borg.
Your existance as it has been is now over.
Where do you want to go today?

Hooked on Phonics Yor xistennce, ahs itt hahs ben iz nauw ohvur.
Reazisstennse iz fewtiel.
Yu wil bee asimolaetid.

Sautome Genma Nothing.
(Cyborg pandas can't talk.)

Yoda Judge me by my size do you?
Size is irrelevant.
Resistance is futile.
Assimilated will you be human? Hmm?

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BBS (Borg Broadcasting System)	This is your brain. Your brain, as it has been, is now over. Resistance is futile. Any questions?
Captain Kirk-us of Borg	Nothing. (Borg can't rip their shirts off. When they do, it's not pretty.)
(Bill) Gate-us of Borg	DOS is irrelevant. Resistance98 is not implimented. Assimilation95 will be installed.
Microsoft of Borg	We are Borg. Your existance as it has been is now over. Where do you want to go today?
Hooked on Phonics	Yor xistennce, ahs itt hahs ben iz nauw ohvur. Reazisstennse iz fewtiel. Yu wil bee asimolaetid.
Sautome Genma	Nothing. (Cyborg pandas can't talk.)
Yoda	Judge me by my size do you? Size is irrelevant. Resistance is futile. Assimilated will you be human? Hmm?